Milhouse Van Houten
Milhouse is Bart Simpson's four-eyed sidekick. He is my favorite character. His prime abuser is Nelson Muntz. He is an avid collector of "Bazooka Joe" Comics. His first love is and will always be Lisa Simpson, yet his first girlfriend was Samantha Stanky. In his finer days, he purchased Bart's soul for only five dollars. Not bad, eh?
The Van Houten Family
Milhouse's parents, Kirk and Luanne Van Houten, are divorced. Luanne however is seeing Chase, or PYRO from American Gladiators (Only on the weekends, during the week he's just your average work-a-day stunt man). Kirk isn't doing so well. He was seeing Starla, a temp at KZUG radio. She was gonna help launch his singing career (Can I Borrow a Feeling) until she stole his car when she was going outside to "change wigs." Now Kirk is living at Casa Nova, a singles apartment building, and he sleeps in a racing car. His pet peeves are drowned pssums in the pool at Casa Nova. Kirk is a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory, at least he was until he got fired for being single. Well that's it for the Van Houten Family.
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