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Good 'ol Lisa
Lisa...She's like an enigma, rapped in an enigma, rapped in a dress.
Lisa is the neglected middle child of the Simpson family. She's the brainy little sister of Bart, and the older Sister of Maggie. Her IQ-162. Her age...8. First word, Bart. Her obsession, ponies and the Corey Hotline. First doll named after her, Lisa Lionheart...which if Bart had anything to do with it, would have been named Windy Windbag, Ugly Doris, Loudmouth Lisa, or even (my personal favorite) Stupid Lisa Garbage Face. First crush...Substitute teacher, Mr. Bergstrom. Second crush...Nelson Muntz. Perpetual crush...several actors named Corey. Milhouse Van Houten and Ralph Wiggum both have crushes on her. Like I said...She's like an enigma, rapped in an enigma, rapped in a dress.
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