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Greatest Quotes Ever!
4-Interview to become Burn's Hier
Milhouse: I have nothing to offer you but my love.
Mr. Burns: I specificaly said NO GEEKS!
Milhouse: But my mom says I'm cool.
Mr. Burns: NEXT
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3- Sideshow Bob Appears on the Giant Television at the Air Show Sideshow Bob: Hello, Springfield. Sorry to divert your attention from all the big noises and shiny things, but something's been troubling me lately: television. Wouldn't your lives be so much richer is television were done away with?
Moe: What!?
Dr. Hibbert: Surely he's not talking about VH-1! |
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2- (A man that looks exactly like Homer walks into Moe's Tavern) Homer Lookalike: Greetings, good man. Might I trouble you for a drink?
Moe: Oh, get out of here, Homer.
Homer Lookalike: Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito.
(Moe beats up the guy and throws him outside as Homer is walking by)
Homer: (gasp)Oh my God! This man is my exact double! (gasp) That dog has a puffy tail! Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee! Here puff! (chasing the dog) Hee hee hee hee!
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And the Best Quote from The Simpsons Ever is...Ralph Wiggum: Miss Hoover, there's a dog in the vent.
Miss Hoover: Ralph, remember the time you said you saw Snagglepuss outside?
Ralph Wiggum: He was going to the bathroom
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